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Funny, outrageous, irreverent, politically incorrect and not to be missed! The fifth adventure for our Englishman in France. Paul West is living the Parisian dream (but with no money, no job, nowhere to live), and doing his best not to annoy the French. But recently things have been going wrong... Jean-Marie, his old boss, is trying to cheat him out of his share in their English tea room. Alexa his old girlfriend seems to be stalking him. And to make things worse, his American friend Jake keeps reciting poems at him.
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Paul West is stuck in an apartment so small that he has to cut his baguettes in two to fit them in the kitchen. His research into authentic French cuisine is about to cause a national strike - and it could be all his fault. His Parisian business partner is determined to close their tea-room. And thinks that sexually harrassing his female employees is a basic human right. And Paul's gorgeous ex-girlfriend seems to be stalking him. Threatened with eviction, unemployment and bankrupcy, Paul realises that his personal merde factor is about to hit the fan...
Closing date: 06/06/2021
'Has done more for the Entente Cordiale than any of our politicians.' Daily Mail
'Edgier than Bryson, hits harder than Mayle.' The Times
'Must-have comedy-of-errors diary of being a Brit abroad.' Mirror
Publication date: 28/03/2013
Publisher: Arrow Books Ltd an imprint of Cornerstone
Publication date: 13/09/2012
Publisher: Century an imprint of Cornerstone
|Publication date:||28th March 2013|
|Publisher:||Arrow Books Ltd an imprint of Cornerstone|
|Genres:||eBook Favourites, Modern and Contemporary Fiction, The Real World, Travel,|
|Categories:||Modern & contemporary fiction (post c 1945),|
Stephen Clarke lives in Paris, where he divides his time between writing and not writing. His first novel, A Year in the Merde, originally became a word-of-mouth hit in 2004, and is now published all over the world. Since then he has published three more bestselling Merde novels, as well as Talk to the Snail, an indispensable guide to understanding the French.Research for Stephen's novels has taken him all over France and America. For 1000 Years of Annoying the French, he has also been breathing the chill air of ruined castles and deserted battlefields, leafing through dusty chronicles, brushing up the ...More About Stephen Clarke