Audiobooks narrated by Phil Proctor

In A Joe Bev Cartoon Collection, award-winning radio producer and voice actor Joe Bevilacqua, a.k.a. Joe Bev, presents … Hard-Boiled Joe Bev: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 1 An hour of film noir parodies, including The Mysterious Thief of Thieves The Safe The Japanese Sandman The Mystery of the Missing Coin The Camp Kilmer Case Joe Bev at Sea: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 2 An hour of sea adventure parodies, including An Octopus in Trouble Britty the Starfish The Good Pirate Pete the Pelican Lola the Whale Birth of the Turtles Sherlock Snail Finds a Home The Cockerel, the Duck, and the Mermaids Stickybeard’s Treasure A Warm Whale Maddie’s Treasure Joe Bev Joins the Circus: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 3 An hour of big-top parodies, including The Careless Clown The Happy Sweeper Perils of the Tiger Barn Sticky Wicket The Mysterious Juggling Clown The Traveling Extravaganza, or, Hisw Name is Bub Joe Bev Goes West: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 4 Two hours of horse opera parodies, including The Deductive Mr. Horsefly The Mystery of the Bodiless Horseman Johnny the Lizard The Lonely Ranger Deadeye Dunbar Rapunzel and the Bandit The Old Ranger The Full Warren Joe Bev in Outer Space: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 5 An hour of sci-fi parodies, including The Crashed Martian The Red Moon The Best Robot The Hypersensor Squidge Attack Huck Goes to the Moon Drums in Space Timmy in the Future Robot with a Virus The Old Man and the Moon Joe Bev in the Jungle: A Joe Bev Cartoon, Volume 6 An hour of jungle adventure parodies, including The Lion’s Roar Johnny the Giraffe The Colorless Tiger Ice in the Jungle The Tickling Scales The Mocking Tiger Jemima the Nosy Giraffe Never Make Fun of a Rhino The Photographic Elephant Peter Bergman and the End of the World The Boo Boo Monkeys

Joe Bevilacqua, Pedro Pablo Sacristan, Pedro Pablo Sacristán, Various Authors (Author), Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Others, Phil Proctor, Various Narrators, William Melillo (Narrator)

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Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1–5

Part improvisation, part audio cartoon, The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles, Seasons 1–5 is a five-volume collection of the successful comedy show created by two radio-theater veterans. Each volume contains six one-hour segments of the comic misadventures of Sergeant Lefty, Olive Pitts, Ellis the Boatkeeper, Squeaky Lkie, Stinky Peter, Mrs. Terwilliger, and all the wacky denizens of Camp Waterlogg, the dilapidated camp for kids in the Catskills. The creation of husband and wife team Joe Bevilacqua (Joe Bev) and Lorie Kellogg, theses episodes are part of the Comedy-O-Rama Hour, a successful radio theater show on Sirius XM Radio.

Joe Bevilacqua, Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Lorie Kellogg, Pedro Pablo Sacristan, Pedro Pablo Sacristan, Pedro Pablo Sacristán (Author), A Full Cast, A Full Cast, Bob Camp, Bob Greenberg, Charles Dawson Butler, Jim Folly, Joe Bevilacqua, Judy Tenuta, Julie Newmar, June Foray, Kenny Savoy, Lorie Kellogg, Phil Proctor, Rick Overton, Stuart Pankin (Narrator)

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Debs In Canton

Debs In Canton is original historical audio fiction. On June 16, 1918, America's leading voice of conscience, Eugene Victor Debs, stepped onto a stage in Canton, Ohio, and gave a soul-stirring speech against American intervention in WWI. He did so knowing the cost would be severe: Debs was charged with violating the Espionage Act of 1917 and sentenced to ten years in a federal penitentiary for sedition. The sixty-three-year-old cofounder of the Socialist Party of America ran for president from his jail cell in 1920. He received nearly a million votes. Debs was an architect of FDR's New Deal policy that saved the American working class and gave the middle class a chance to build a better and more just life. Today, he is known as being a personal hero to contemporary political thinkers like Bernie Sanders. To those who knew him as "The Man From Terre Haute," Debs was a simple man, an extraordinary writer and orator, and an energetic believer in the best of humanity and the promise of this great nation. Debs's unwavering social conscience and his deeply held Christian faith created the foundation of his political philosophy. But it has never been easy for any man to risk everything-from his possessions, his family, his freedom, or his health-to do what he knows is right. Debs's crisis is dramatized in Debs In Canton, a new work of audio fiction from SueMedia Productions and MidSummer Sound Company that looks at what his life might have been like in the months leading up to this seminal moment in American history.

Elizabeth Schwartz, Yale Strom (Author), Anne Bobby, Doug Shapiro, L.J. Ganser, Melinda Peterson, Micah Gellert, P. J. Ochlan, Phil Proctor, Robert Fass (Narrator)

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EC Comics Presents... The Vault of Horror!

When the history of horror comics was written, one name stood and still stands above the rest: EC Comics. With equal parts suspense, gore, camp, and revenge, the triumvirate of EC’s horror output laid the groundwork for what was to come from many of the genre’s greatest writers and directors. Now, Pocket Universe Productions (producers of the X-Files and Locke & Key audio dramas) presents EC’s The Vault of Horror, its stories adapted and presented in an audio-rich fully immersive setting complete with a full cast, scoring, and soundscapes. This ghastly grimoire adapts issues #12 to #17 of the classic horror series, with werewolves, vampires, cutthroats, and numerous ne'er-do-wells! Starring Kevin Grevioux (creator of the Underworld film franchise) as the Vault Keeper, and special guests Phil Proctor of the Firesign Theatre and Denise Poirier (MTV’s Æon Flux), this series is going to chill your spine and clam your palms! So put your headphones on and enter The Vault of Horror! It’s a real scream!

Al Feldstein, Butch D'ambrosio (adaptation), Graham Ingels, Harry Harrison, Harvey Kurtzman, Jack Davis, Jack Kamen, Johnny Craig, Jules Feiffer, Lance Roger Axt (adaptation), Wally Wood (Author), Denise Poirier, Full Cast, Kevin Grevioux, Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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Hostage to Death

Triumphant tale of honor and impossible odds. Legionnaire Bill Reilly was given specific orders to guard a railroad station where nightly trains carrying Spanish supplies and troops pass by. He would have done so had it not been for a severed hand that arrived in his camp. The grizzled token carried a taunting message from a renegade Berber chieftain, claiming capture of an Englishwoman named Kay MacArthur and challenging the Legion to rescue her. Reilly's sense of honor overrides all. He takes up the gauntlet knowing full well he could be walking into a trap-with deadly consequences. "It's certainly loads of fun." -Ellery Queen

L. Ron Hubbard (Author), Charles Fathy, Christina Huntington, Jim Meskimen, Josh R. Thompson, Kelly Ward, Phil Proctor, R.F. Daley (Narrator)

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Joe Bev in the Jungle: A Joe Bev Cartoon Collection, Volume 6

Award-winning radio producer and voice actor Joe Bevilacqua, a.k.a. Joe Bev, presents an hour of jungle adventure parodies. This volume includes A Lion without a Roar Johnny the Giraffe The Colorless Tiger Ice in the Jungle The Tickling Scales The Mocking Tiger Jemima the Nosy Giraffe Never Make Fun of a Rhino The Photographic Elephant Peter Bergman and the End of the World The Boo Boo Monkeys

Joe Bevilacqua, Pedro Pablo Sacristan, Phil Proctor, Philip Proctor (Author), Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Phil Proctor, Philip Proctor (Narrator)

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Pulp Fiction: The Golden Age of Storytelling

This audiobook, “PULP FICTION: The Golden Age of Storytelling”, profiles an era of magazine fiction writing in the 1920s, 30s, and 40s, for people gripped by the tremendous need of escapism in the post-WWI years and the Great Depression. These writers shaped American culture and created iconic characters, who live today in some of the biggest blockbuster Hollywood movies. What makes this audiobook ABSOLUTELY UNIQUE is that this story includes actual interviews with two of the super-heavyweight grand-masters of that era, RAY BRADBURY and FRED POHL. Also featured are the actual interviews with one of the biggest publishers of reprinted stories from that period, JOHN GOODWIN of Galaxy Press, as well as OTTO PENZLER of Mysterious Bookshop who edited several pulp-era anthologies. This audiobook also includes the actual uncut and unfiltered interviews with present-day award-winning authors and screenwriters, TIM POWERS and MARC ZICREE, who discuss the myriad ways that they, and many of their colleagues, were all influenced by the literary style of those writers of the golden age of storytelling.

Dr. Elliott Haimoff (Author), Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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SpaceGirl: Downloading the Legacy

A full-cast comedy production from the Great Northern Audio Theatre Linda Kim Shelmerdine discovered her considerable powers during her hormonal years (the Sun was having similar problems then). But she read the superheroes’ guide books, and her years in 4-H helped too. Now fifty-nine, SpaceGirl is somewhat disillusioned with the way superheroism is viewed these days, both by the public and by other superheroes. But she takes her job seriously and enjoys the occasional vacations at her crater-side retreat on the moon. Her PR guys, the Hungarian Dwarf Parade, take her side at the hearings and fight for her when the lawsuits start, but there’s only so much they can do to keep her morale up. “As you´ll hear, there certainly are a lot of laughs in this one. It´s a very polished piece of work.”—Tom Lopez, ZBS Foundation

Brian Price, Jerry Stearns (Author), A Full Cast, David Ossman, Gordon Smuder, Jerry Stearns, Megan Petersen, Melinda Peterson, Phil Proctor, Richard Fish, Tim Liebe, Tim Wick, Windy Bowlsby (Narrator)

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Sweeney Todd and the String of Pearls: An Audio Melodrama in Three Despicable Acts

According to legend, Sweeney Todd had his barber shop in London, where he robbed and murdered more than 150 customers. He disposed of their remains at a bakery where they supplied the stuffing for meat pies, the favorite lunch of the locals. The man you lunched with yesterday could be your lunch today!

Yuri Rasovsky (Author), A Full Cast, Martin Jarvis, Moira Quirk, Phil Proctor, Robertson Dean, Rosalind Ayres, Simon Templeman, W. Morgan Sheppard (Narrator)

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The Black Sultan

Meet Eddie Moran, a slightly disreputable American cooling his heels in French Morocco. And don't be surprised if the young Cary Grant comes to mind, because Eddie's as smooth as they come, one step ahead of the game...and of the police. Who's after him? Just about everybody. What's he done? A bit of everything-smuggler, revolutionary, whatever crooked little scheme will pay for his next meal or next drink. But Eddie's latest caper is one he may not be able to escape...even if he wants to. Stumbling into a fight between a couple of Berber chieftains, Eddie lands in a prison run by The Black Sultan. He may be a captive of the Sultan, but he's captivated by a stunning young woman the Sultan means to add to his harem. For her, Eddie might just go straight-if he can get them out of this hellhole alive. When The Black Sultan was originally published, Hubbard said that writers too often "forget a great deal of the languorous quality which made the Arabian Nights so pleasing. Jewels, beautiful women, towering cities filled with mysterious shadows, sultans equally handy with robes of honor and the beheading sword.... These things still exist, undimmed, losing no luster to the permeating Occidental flavor which reaches even the far corners of the earth today." Hubbard brings this unique insight to his stories of North Africa and the Legionnaires, investing them with an authenticity of time, place and character that kept his readers asking for more. Also includes the adventure story, Escape for Three, in which a bold trio of French Legionnaires come to the rescue of their great leader-only to decide he may not be so great after all. "The desert winds howl and the battles rage as the audio version of The Black Sultan transports you back to a storied era of blood and war in North Africa. "These voice actors are all capable of a wide range of characters...fresh and exciting." -Audiobook Heaven

L. Ron Hubbard, Phil Proctor (Author), Phil Proctor, R.F. Daley (Narrator)

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The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2: Best of the Comedy-O-Rama Hour Season 5

The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2 contains six one-hour segments of the comic misadventures of Sgt. Lefty, Olive Pitts, Ellis the Boatkeeper, Squeaky Lkie, Stinky Peter, Mrs. Terwilliger, and all the wacky denizens of Camp Waterlogg, the dilapidated kids camp in the Catskills. The creation of husband and wife team Joe Bevilacqua (Joe Bev) and Lorie Kellogg, The Comedy-O-Rama Hour has evolved into a wacky mix of family friendly humor, radio theater, audio cartoons, and improvisation. The Camp Waterlogg Chronicles 2 includes: “Ask Dimitri,” “Uncle Groopie's Birthday,” “Abbott & Costello Meet Ranger Joe, Part 1,” “Abbott & Costello Meet Ranger Joe, Part 2,” “Peter Bergman and the End of the World,” and “Sgt. Lefty Goes Hollywood.”

Joe Bevilacqua, Lorie Kellogg, Pedro Pablo Sacristan, Pedro Pablo Sacristán (Author), A Full Cast, Bob Camp, Bob Greenberg, Charles Dawson Butler, Jim Folly, Joe Bevilacqua, Kenny Savoy, Lorie Kellogg, Phil Proctor, Rick Overton, Stuart Pankin (Narrator)

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The Great Northern Audio Theatre Collection

The Great Northern Audio Theatre creates its own unique, original brand of lighthearted, whimsical, and comic stories that evoke the inventiveness of Firesign Theatre and the sophistication of Norman Corwin, the celebrated American creator of golden-age radio drama. Collected here are eighteen plays, some of which were performed before a live audience at the Mark Time Awards shows. Firesign cofounders David Ossman and Phil Proctor and iconic children’s show host Chuck McCann are among the many actors performing on this ultimate Great Northern Audio Theatre collection. The set includes the following: Cyber Bob and the Digital Nymph Cyber Bob and the Silicon Kid SpaceGirl: Downloading the Legacy Thwack That Dirigible, or Do You Want Fries with That? Villains on Parade Jokes in Space The Learning Curve The Jewels of the 11th Generation Dialogue with Martian Trombone Peter Galaxy, Interstellar Envoy The Velveteen Submission, or The Lighthouse at the End of the Tunnel Three Wizard Tales: High Moon, Tell Them NAPA Sent You, Wizard Jack SuperPal: The Saving of the World Drummer’s Dome Tumbleweed Roundup Solid State University Permafrost, MN Joe Bev Talks with Jerry and Brian “The story is excellent, the music is excellent, the audio quality is excellent, and so are the actors.”—SFFaudio.com, praise for the producers’ work

Brian Price, Jerry Stearns (Author), A Full Cast, David Ossman, Phil Proctor (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by Phil Proctor