Audiobooks narrated by J. Daniel Sawyer

A Lombard Alchemist Tale A cubicle is no place to waste a golden summer afternoon, which is why Albert escaped early to spend some time at the park. But when his boss piles on extra deadlines, he's forced to work through his time off--at least, that's the plan. But neither Albert nor his boss could have planned on a surprise adventure courtesy a broken briefcase, an escaped python, and a mischievous pawnbroker who keeps a creepy little shop out on the edge of nowhere. Short story. Includes Author's Note with the story behind the story.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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The Open Source Woman

Everybody lies - especially when dating. Fortunately, Luke has your back. A self-appointed honesty enforcer, he volunteers at bars using VR optics and data mining in his quest to referee the game of love. He'll keep you honest and send you home happy...if you play fair.But a world without secrets holds all kinds of surprises, even for Luke - like transparency activists, and broken hearts, and the unexpected appearance of an Open Source Woman.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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The Empty House

Alan Tosetti set the sterling standard in a town built on silver. The greatest architect in Nevada history, he died before he could finish his masterpiece Craftsman. Two years later, his youngest daughter, died in the same house, sitting in front of the fire, of old age. She was only twenty-six. When the tales of Tosetti's legacy draws a hungry young architect from the big city, he finds a broken-down ruin with a soul full of music, and a chilling secret that can only be unlocked with the help of a demonic pawnshop in the radioactive wastes in a broken-down city at the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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The Curious Case of the Werewolf that Wasn't: (to say nothing of the Mummy That Was, and the Cat in

A short tale of mummies, werewolves, and well-preserved felines set in this Parasol Protectorate prequel!When Alessandro Tarabotti and his valet, Floote, find themselves in Egypt on the Queen's business, a chance encounter with tourists quickly leads to a...situation...with the local mummies. Can Allesandro complete his secret mission before he's hijacked by social obligation? And how will his Aunt Archangelica react to his treatment of her cat?For years the subject of speculation and rumor, the nature of Alexia Tarabotti's father's adventures and romances is finally revealed in this glorious full-cast audio production with an original score by composer Danny Schade. ArtisticWhispers Productions and New York Times best selling author Gail Carriger are proud to present you the long-awaited standalone prequel to her defining Steampunk masterpiece The Parasol Protectorate.

Gail Carriger (Author), Full Cast, J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Tales of a Lombard Alchemist

High in the desert, between the mountains out west, up where the ground throbs from the nuclear test detonations, the casinos still glitter, drawing people from the far reaches of the world. They come here to try their luck, to take a chance, to have the adventures they wouldn't write home about. In this other-world, the desert offers one last hope for the penniless, the luckless, the loveless, and the hopeless. A pawnshop dealing in wonders, where everything is for sale: a chance to get off the street, a few extra days with a dying lover, an afternoon in the sun, a home to call your own, the perfect wedding, the chance to become a master magician, or a giraffe for your Sunday morning. But beware of the Master, and price he demands. In the tradition of The Twilight Zone and The Illustrated Man, master storyteller J. Daniel Sawyer guides through phantasms of hilarity, perversity, horror, and heartbreak in the darkest corners of the human soul.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Sunday Morning Giraffe

When five-year-old Aldo wakes up his father at 3AM on Sunday and demands a giraffe, his father takes him on a giraffe-hunting safari. Because when Aldo doesn't get his way, bad things happen. But Aldo's father might reconsider if he knew the source of Aldo's power: A talking rat with its own designs on a toy giraffe, which can only be found in a dusty display case at a creepy little pawnshop way out on the edge of nowhere.

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association: A Tale of Double-X Derring-Do

When your ass is on the line, they'll kick it off! They surfed a supernova. They beat the Poseidon Front. They raptured the rugrats and made the solar system safe for the most bodacious badassery. Now Suave Rob and Gigolo Jeff are bringing their epicness to your establishment. That's right! Whether you've got problems with gropey groupies, sneaky stalkers, rapacious rivals, seriously shifty slavers, or a dangerously disastrous ducky drip, this top-notch team will put its ass on the line instead of yours. Remember, in a solar system this big, filled with tsunamis and troublemakers and tax collectors galore, trouble always comes knocking. When your door sets to pounding with the drumming of doomy death, call Suave Rob's Amazing Ass-Saving Association. They'll save your ass so you can live to sit another day!

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), Dave Robison, J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Pick a Card

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Marine Biology: A San Andreas Shifters Prequel

New York Times bestseller Gail Carriger's (writing as G. L. Carriger) brings her comedic voice to contemporary fiction and m/m romance. Alex, marine biologist and werewolf, has seen better days. Unexpectedly alive, secretly gay, and haunted by a meddlesome matchmaking ghost, he now must team up with very flirty merman to save the city from sushi smugglers--and he still can't get a date. A full cast of science fiction and fantasy luminaries join together to bring Gail Carriger's short and sweet LGBTQ love story to life with full production audio by ArtisticWhispers Productions with an original score by composer Danny Schade. Prequel to The Sumage Solution. Delicate Sensibilities? Contains confused lovelorn werewolves and very pretty ex-Goth mermen who are exclusively interested in each other. May also contain fish, Irish mafia, and a shocking lack of tea.

G. L. Carriger, Gail Carriger (Author), Full Cast, Full Cast, J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Ideas, Inc.

The author of Suave Rob's Double-X Derring Do brings you a farce of the tradition of P.G. Wodehouse and Douglas Adams. Best friends Caleb and Lenny hate each other. Stranded in the middle of upstate New York with two flat tires, one spare, no cell reception, and no idea what to do, they figure they're pretty much screwed. Fortunately, they broke down right in front of a place that deals in ideas. For the special one-time fire-sale price of seventeen bucks, they can get a pack of seven completely original, brand-new, ultra-premium, never-before-used ideas. But will it get them out of trouble before they're forced to talk to each other again? Find out in this hilarious all-night adventure yarn that'll leave you wondering: can pigeons really be trusted?

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Funeral Hats

J. Daniel Sawyer (Author), J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Crudrat

Original score by Danny SchadeWelcome to Wheel: a perfect world without poverty, disease, or want. Tinkered and tuned in every way for maximum order by Rank and Spoke, every child knows her destiny - so long as she can take the neural implant.The defective, whose bodies reject the implants, do not exist. Ghosts. Cyphers. Haunting the edges of society, living on scraps, killed for sport. A lucky few, the Crudrats, scrape out a perilous living cleaning the toxic wastes from the great machines that power the station.Meet Maura. Cypher. Crudrat. Grown too tall, alone in a spaceport with no use for her, doomed to starve. With only her crud-eating murmel and an alien monster to help her, she must find a way to survive, or escape, before they catch her and blow what's left of her life, and her companions, into space.From the pen of Gail Carriger, ArtisticWhispers Productions presents an unabridged full-cast young-adult adventure that brings golden age-style science-fiction into the 21st century, stuffs it full of heart and gives it a finely polished, gleaming edge.

Gail Carriger (Author), Full Cast, J. Daniel Sawyer (Narrator)

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Audiobooks Narrated by J. Daniel Sawyer