READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, teenage angst author Louise Rennison's second audiobook about the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
What is the matter with my life? Why is it so deeply unfab?
It's a day and a half now since I snogged the Sex God...
I think I have snog withdrawal. My lips keep puckering up...
I tried snogging the back of my hand, but it's no good...
It's been over a week. I wonder if it's my nose...
I have a HUGE nose that means I have to live for ever in the Ugly Home.
READ BY LOUISE RENNISON. Brilliantly funny, Louise Rennison's fabby third audiobook download on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson.
Jas said, 'Well, what happened?'
And I said, 'Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged.'
'So it was like...'
'Yeah... a snogging fest.'
'Sacré bleu!'
Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary.
I said, 'But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me.'
'Oo-er...'
'D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things.'
'Was he dancing?'
'No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas...'
Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).
Sound the Cosmic Horn! Georgia Nicolson's 8th book of confessions are here!
The original Sex God has re-landed, Masimo the Italian Stallion wants to be her boyfriend, and Dave the Laugh is still a regular snoggee. How will Georgia cope now that all three boys of her dreams actually want her to be their girlfriend? Have her days on the rack of love really gone for good? Surely not!
You'll laugh your knickers off at Georgia's hilarious confessions.
Highlights presents 'Michael Spreckle! Where Have You Been?' written by Christopher Tebbetts. Michael went into a cave to get some moss and stalactite drippings for his jungle journal . . . and that was just the beginning!
All the apprehension about school 'firsts' is playfully presented in these reassuring stories.
In Mrs. Watson Wants Your Teeth, advice from a 'knowledgeable' second grader has the first grade worry-wart convinced that her new teacher is really a 300-year old alien who steals baby teeth from her students. This is especially worrisome since she has a secret: her first tooth is loose! A witty, and spot-on depiction of first-day-of-school jitters, this clever take on losing a tooth will reassure as it amuses both children, their parents and their teachers!
In Countdown to Kindergarten, a five-year-old has 10 days until she starts kindergarten, and she's in trouble: she doesn't know how to tie her shoes. Certain that everyone in kindergarten must know how to tie their shoes - it's the rule! - she tries her best to learn. As the fateful day approaches, she still can't do it - what will she do? Told with wit and verve, this depiction of a child's anxiety is both empathetic and enjoyable.
A Live Oak Media audio production.
Sound the Cosmic Horn for bestselling author Louise Rennison's ninth book of the confessions of crazy but loveable teenager Georgia Nicolson!
Now that Georgia has finally won over gorgey Masimo, the Italian Stallion, her old friend and lip-nibbling partner Dave the Laugh has popped up again. Will Georgia go to Pizza-a-gogo land to visit dreamy Masimo? Or could her perfect boy be closer than she thinks. A Sex Kitty's life is never simple...
More hilarious confessions from our fave teen drama queen, Georgia Nicolson.
6-year-old Milan and other boys and girls are helping Santa at the North Pole collaborating with Santa to save the environment by choosing gifts that are eco-friendly and finding ways to package them using renewable materials. In this book, kids learn important lessons about the sustainable way of life. They are learning that everything and everyone has value and we should respect, nurture, and do our part to keep the land, the sea, wildlife, and ourselves healthy and happy.
The Milan Christmas Series Books teach kids a few lessons about their role in helping the environment by adopting eco-friendly habits and making good choices about holiday gifts and lifestyle behavior that helps everyone to treat the world we live in with care.
In Book 1 Milan responded to the call from Santa and now in Book 2, the adventure has taken the boys and girls to work inside Santa's Workshop at the North Pole.
After many years of no Santa Claus sightings, ten-year-old Ronnie Anderson hopes this Christmas will be the year he gets his wish - to meet jolly ole St. Nick and ride in his sled. This holiday will be the most special of all when Ronnie gets his Christmas wish and one more big surprise! One that he never saw coming. 'TWAS MO' THAN JUST A LI'L CHRISTMAS is a gift that teaches life lessons, emphasizing the value of love, unity, family, and traditions that pass down from father to son. Allow this masterpiece to become your own holiday tradition.
This delightful adaptation of 'Twas the Night Before Christmas, shares zoo keeper and animal preparations for the upcoming "Zoo Day." But things aren't going according to plan . . . The llamas won't quit spitting, the giraffes are drooling, and the zebras aren't happy at all with their stripes. Meanwhile, the zoo keepers are scurrying this way and that, cleaning up poop, ringing mealtime bells, and trying to get the animals bathed. Will "Zoo Day" go off without a hitch? The "For Creative Minds" educational section includes "Creative Sparks: imagine you're a zoo keeper," and "An Animal Adaptation Matching Activity."
6-year-old Milan loves spending time practicing her cheerleading routines. Her spelling and language skills as well as energy and physical strength have become her secret superpowers. Now it is time to show how she can help the world and give her strength and energy to save the environment.
In this book, Milan and other boys and girls are learning important lessons about the sustainable way of life. They are learning that everything and everyone has value and we should respect, nurture, and do our part to keep the land. the sea, wildlife, and ourselves were healthy and happy.
The Milan Christmas Series Books teach kids a few lessons about their role in helping the environment by adopting eco-friendly habits and making good choices about holiday gifts and lifestyle behavior that helps everyone to treat the world we live in with care.
Publicado por primera vez en 1823, Era La Noche Antes de Navidad, escrito por Clement Clarke Moore ha deleitado a los niños y a las familias durante generaciones. Este nostálgico, poema de rima describe elocuentemente a Papá Noel y cómo él entrega regalos a los niños dormidos, mientras que su padre se despierta para escuchar estrépitos en el jardín. La forma ingeniosa en la que el Sr. Moore describe a Noel... ¡Sus ojos - como brillaron! Sus hoyuelos - ¡que felicidad! Sus mejillas eran como las rosas, su nariz como una cereza!... Hace que esta historia cobre vida para jóvenes y viejos por igual. Esta historia es seguro que será una favorita de la familia toda y cada Navidad.
