Audiobooks by Justin Edwards

Buy Me Up TV: A BBC Radio Sitcom Audiobook

The BBC Radio 2 comedy inspired by every shopping channel you’ve ever seen, and every product you never wanted Buy Me Up TV is a live, 24-hour cable channel, described by its CEO, Jacky Tanner, as ‘the crop of the top of the television shops’. Its perky presenters Angela and Bob are experts at flogging you everything you could possibly want for your home, wardrobe and lifestyle – and if the price isn’t right, the Bargain Bee will sting it right down. From ceramic hammers and a home Satanist test, to Robert Mugabe beach towels and a guitar bra (with matching banjo briefs), it’s all on special offer for a limited time only – buy now, while stocks last… In these five episodes, we go behind the scenes at the chaotically-run TV station and eavesdrop on the farcical goings-on, as the on-screen kitsch merchants and back-office crew become ever more unhinged by the demands of high-pressure selling. There’s trouble in store when Jacky decides the channel needs younger, sexier talent; an animal charity telethon sparks allegations of fraud; a jam-addicted Tanner ruffles some presenter feathers; and a team-building day out is scuppered by a self-help guru with plans for world domination. And when a computer virus sends out kinky adult emails to all the station’s customers, Tanner makes a surprising discovery that could set the channel on a whole new path… Written by Justin Edwards and James Eldred, this lively, satirical sitcom stars Justin Edwards, Alex Macqueen, Ewen MacIntosh, Mike McShane, Katherine Jakeways and Greg Proops, with an array of stellar special guests including Eamonn Holmes, Ruth Madoc, Rich Hall, Brian Blessed, Aled Jones and Sir Terry Wogan. Production credits Written by Justin Edwards and James Eldred Produced by Lucy Armitage Cast Bob Norton – Justin Edwards Giles – Alex Macqueen Ewen – Ewen MacIntosh Tanner – Mike McShane Angela Basset – Katherine Jakeways Jacky Tanner – Greg Proops With Doon Mackichan, Rosie Wilkinson and Colin Hoult, and special guests Eamonn Holmes, Ruth Madoc, Rich Hall, Brian Blessed, Aled Jones and Sir Terry Wogan First broadcast on BBC Radio 4, 19 May 2007 (Pilot), 8-29 March 2008 (Series 1) © 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd. ? 2024 BBC Studios Distribution Ltd.

James Eldred, Justin Edwards (Author), Aled Jones, Alex Macqueen, Brian Blessed, Colin Hoult, Eamonn Holmes, Ewan Macintosh, Full Cast, Greg Proops, Justin Edwards, Katherine Jakeaways, Mike Mcshane, Rich Hall, Ruth Madoc, Terry Wogan (Narrator)

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Double Science (BBC Radio 4 Comedy)

Here are all six episodes of the BBC Radio 4 sitcom written by and starring Ben Willbond and Justin Edwards about two incompetent science teachers who work at a college that specialises in drama, and whose world is turned upside down by the arrival of a new boss. Forresters Sixth Form College has a highly successful drama department run by the odious Danny Woods. For years, the science department was a forgotten and neglected area where Colin and Kenneth could brew their own ales in peace and quiet. Kenneth even devised a self-assessment system where one class taught itself. Then Dr Oates, the head of department died from a massive coronary - probably induced by a butter chicken-laden diet. Alison Hatton, his replacement, is keen and wants to bring in new students. Nothing will be the same again. Stars Ben Willbond as Colin, Justin Edwards as Kenneth, Raza Jaffery as Danny and Rebecca Front as Alison.

Ben Willbond, Justin Edwards (Author), Ben Willbond, Full Cast, Justin Edwards, Rebecca Front (Narrator)

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In and Out of the Kitchen: Series 4

Miles Jupp stars as fussy food writer Damien Trench in the final series of the much-loved BBC Radio 4 sitcom. Well-known cookery writer (and neurotic perfectionist) Damien Trench lives with his (rather more laid back) partner Anthony in Queen's Park, London. Damien longs for simple perfection in all things, but life has a habit of not quite working out the way he wants it to... In these six episodes, Damien is offered the chance to present his own TV series about street food and persuaded to appear on a panel show, and is forced to go to a music festival. He and Anthony rent a narrow boat for the weekend, look after a baby, and plan their wedding.

Justin Edwards (Author), Justin Edwards, Miles Jupp (Narrator)

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In and Out of the Kitchen: The Complete Series 1-4

Miles Jupp stars as fussy food writer Damien Trench in the complete four series of this much-loved BBC Radio 4 sitcom. Well-known cookery writer Damien Trench is famous for his book A Year in the Kitchen, a diary of everything he cooked and ate over the course of 12 months. Now, for the follow-up volume, In and Out of the Kitchen, Damien undertakes to open up the doors 'not only to my kitchen, but also to my life'. But is Damien's life as idyllic as his listeners might suppose? During the course of these 22 episodes, we follow the ups and downs of life for Damien and his partner, Anthony, as Damien films a pilot for his TV series Poets and their Palates, appears at a literary festival, dips his toe into the world of journalism, contends with the well-meaning interference of friends, look after a baby, and plan their wedding. Many of Damien's recipes are included along the way. As he himself might say, enjoy - and more importantly, cook.

Justin Edwards, Miles Jupp (Author), Justin Edwards, Miles Jupp (Narrator)

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The Consultants: The Complete Series 1-4: The BBC Radio 4 comedy sketch show

All four series of the award-winning BBC Radio 4 sketch show Welcome to The Consultants' lifestyle presentation conference and comedy show - listen and learn as they present their 1000-point plan of action, complete with shouting, songs and plenty of silliness. In these 22 episodes, the team ponder how to revamp tea to make it more dangerous and exciting, wonder why so many men went to 'mow a meadow', practise the dark arts with a lightly tossed salad, and make latex representations of a spaniel with the help of children's entertainer Jeremy Lion. Plus, Demis Roussos and Napoleon Bonaparte enter a witness protection scheme in Swanage, a 'ladies man' sings about his suspect personal hygiene, and two travellers stumble upon a very unusual pub quiz... Written and performed by Radio 4's only three-man double act, the Perrier Award-winning Neil Edmond, Justin Edwards and James Rawlings, this witty, cerebral sketch comedy features an eclectic mix of puns, serials, ditties and sketches suitable for the elderly, children and elderly children. It will not help you progress along the path to business enlightenment - but it will make you laugh a lot. Cast and credits Written and performed by Neil Edmond, Justin Edwards and James Rawlings Produced by Will Saunders First broadcast on BBC Radio 4, 13 February-6 March 2003 (Series 1), 20 November-18 December 2003 & 26 May 2004 (Series 2), 14 December 2004-18 January 2005 (Series 3), 18 October-22 November 2005 (Series 4)

James Rawlings, Justin Edwards, Neil Edmond (Author), James Rawlings, Justin Edwards, Neil Edmond (Narrator)

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The News Quiz: Series 94: The Topical BBC Radio 4 comedy panel show

The complete 94th series from the long-running topical BBC Radio 4 comedy panel show, hosted by Miles Jupp. Eight more episodes featuring a panel of comedy guests who trawl through news stories big and small to provide comedy, commentary, irony and irreverence. Guests featured in this series include Jeremy Hardy, Andy Hamilton, Desiree Burch, Lucy Porter, Holly Walsh, Rich Hall, Mark Steel and Katy Brand. The panellists discuss the week's headlines, with stories such as the North Korean nuclear stand-off, the death of the yellow pages, Ryanair's flight chaos, Donald Trump's feud with the NFL, and the potential discovery of Santa Claus' grave...

Justin Edwards (Author), Miles Jupp (Narrator)

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