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Zapped into the twenty-first century by The Book, Fred, Sam, and Joe discover that the future is worth waiting for. 3-D ads attack them on the street, and ray gun-toting robots demand their ID numbers, or else. And a meeting with their great-grandkids could knock out the old family tree at the roots! Will the trio's future mix-up wipe out their past?
Jon Scieszka (Author), Bryan Kennedy (Narrator)
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AstroNuts Mission One: The Plant Planet [Dramatized Adaptation]: AstroNuts 1
A laugh-out-loud tale packed with science, adventure, and a whole lot of fun for all ages! Humans have gone too far, wrecking planet Earth. We might need to find a new planet. But who could possibly help us do that? The AstroNuts! Lucky for us, back in the 1980s, NNASA (NotNASA) created four secret superpowered Animal Astronauts - AlphaWolf, SmartHawk, LaserShark, and StinkBug. They were built to be automatically launched into space to check out possible Goldilocks planets if things on Earth ever got too bad. Unlucky for us, things just got too bad. The AstroNuts' first destination, the Plant Planet, looks just right. It has oxygen, shelter, water, and no obvious intelligent life. But what if plant life has a mind of its own? And what if that mind has one very scary plan for our AstroNuts? A nonstop joyful listen for reluctant readers and fans ready to blast past Wimpy Kid. Performed by Nanette Savard, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Tia Shearer, Chris Stinson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Colleen Delany, John Kielty, and Jenna Sharpe.
Jon Scieszka, Steven Weinberg (Author), Chris Stinson, Colleen Delany, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Jenna Sharpe, John Kielty, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer (Narrator)
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AstroNuts Mission Three: The Perfect Planet [Dramatized Adaptation]: AstroNuts 3
'This hilarious audiobook is the conclusion to a major series by children's literature legend Jon Scieszka. We follow their final mission, where AstroWolf, LaserShark, SmartHawk, and StinkBug must find a planet fit for human life after we've finally made Earth unlivable. Time is up for our friends the AstroNuts. In fact, time is up for you, too. If they don't succeed on this mission, Earth is doomed! So when the team finds out they're being sent to a place called ''the perfect planet,'' their mission sounds way too easy. Unfortunately, the second they land, they realize they'll be dealing with the most dangerous species of all time... humans. Huh? Where in the universe is this supposedly perfect place? And how will the Nuts manage to convince the humans to risk death... for the sake of their lives?! Eager and reluctant readers alike will be over the moon about this new mission! Performed by Nanette Savard, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Tia Shearer, Chris Stinson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rob McFadyen, Holly Adams, Robb Moreira, Ken Jackson, Alejandro Ruiz, Yasmin Tuazon, Bradley Foster Smith and Nora Achrati.'
Jon Scieszka, Steven Weinberg (Author), Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Holly Adams, Ken Jackson, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Rob Mcfadyen, Robb Moreira, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer (Narrator)
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AstroNuts Mission Two: The Water Planet [Dramatized Adaptation]: AstroNuts 2
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Jon Scieszka, Steven Weinberg (Author), Andy Clemence, Chris Stinson, Danny Gavigan, Dawn Ursula, Ken Jackson, Marni Penning, Michael Glenn, Nanette Savard, Richard Rohan, Terence Aselford, Tia Shearer (Narrator)
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Classic Short Stories for Kids: The Best Collection of Fairy Tales, Aesop's Fables, and Bedtime Stor
Why Not Help Your Child Wind Down After a Busy Day With Some of the Great Classic Fairy Tales of Our Times? Keep Reading to Learn More... > Is your child into magical adventures filled with fantastical creatures and dazzling figures? > Are you looking for a bedtime activity that doesn’t involve mind-numbing gadgets? > Do you want to inspire your child’s creativity and imagination all while helping them have a relaxing night’s sleep? You can have all that and MORE with “Classic Fairy Tales” by Kids Club! This awesome collection of children’s bedtime stories and classic fairy tales will help your children fall asleep and relax FAST. This wonderful experience will give children a headstart in their education and primes the development of key listening skills. Keeping it fun can help form an emotional connection to reading, listening and learning that can last a lifetime. Spend memorable moments with your child! In fact, bedtime stories are proven to help foster a bond between parents and children, lower kids' stress levels and reinforce their literacy skills and mastery of language. Be with them as they explore the wonderful world of classics for kids, including Aladdin, Beauty and The Beast, Rapunzel, Aesop's fables, and more! With the help of “Classic Fairy Tales”, your child will: - Find comfort at night with relaxing bedtime stories - Immerse themselves in stories that increase their creativity and imagination - Fall asleep fast and wake up excited to get on with their days And MUCH more! This great collection “Classic Short Stories for Kids” can spark inspiration since many stories have inspiring life stories and good moral at the end. These situations can motivate your child to become a good human being and promote their capacity for empathy So, what are you waiting for? Scroll up, Get the Audiobook, and Start Listening!
Aesop, Andrew Lang, Charles Perrault, Gabrielle Suzanne De Villeneuve, Hans Christian Andersen, Jacob Grimm, Jon Scieszka, Joseph Jacobs, Kids Club, Lyman Frank Baum, Mary Howitt, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Robert Louis Stevenson, Robert Southey, Rudyard Kipling, Wihelm Grimm (Author), Kids Club (Narrator)
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Peanut butter and jelly. George and Martha. Frog and Toad. Cowboy and . . . Octopus? Yes, that's right. Meet Cowboy and Octopus--the next great pair to become a household name. Cowboy likes beans'n'bacon and bacon'n'beans. Octopus eats raw seafood. Octopus prefers knock-knock jokes, but Cowboy doesn't get them. How will these two ever be friends? Told in several humorous mini-stories, the famous Stinky Cheese Man duo of Scieszka and Smith have created sweet--and of course hilarious--tales of an unlikely friendship.
Jon Scieszka (Author), Mike Ferreri (Narrator)
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Da Wild, Da Crazy, Da Vinci #14
You probably know that Leonardo da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa. Did you know that he also invented an early version of a helicopter and a tank, and that he planned to execute the Time Warp Trio for spying on his inventions? Sam's bright idea to look for the inventor of the Book takes the guys to 15th century Italy to meet up with Leonardo. But it's going to take at least three more bright ideas, two magic tricks, and one great invention to get them out of trouble and safely back home. If not, it could be a lifetime of Italian army toilet-cleaning detail for Joe, Sam, and Fred.
Jon Scieszka (Author), Bryan Kennedy (Narrator)
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Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor
Frank Einstein (A), kid genius scientist and inventor, along with Klink (B), a self-assembled artificial-intelligence entity, and Klank (C), a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost intelligence entity, create an Antimatter Motor using the three states of matter: solid (D), liquid (E), and gas (F), with plans to win the Midville Science Prize. Which all works fine, until Frank’s classmate and archrival T. Edison shows up! Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. After an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm and flash of electricity bring Frank’s inventions—the robots Klink and Klank—to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his Antimatter Motor . . . until Frank’s archnemesis, T. Edison, steals Klink and Klank for his evil doomsday plan! Using real science, Jon Scieszka has created a unique world of adventure and science fiction—an irresistible chemical reaction for middle-grade listeners. Advance praise for Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor “I never thought science could be funny . . . until I read Frank Einstein. It will have kids laughing.” —Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid “Dear Frank Einstein, Please invent time machine. Send your books back in time to me in 1978. Also a levitating skateboard. Tommy” —Tom Angleberger, The Strange Case of Origami Yoda “Kids will love Frank Einstein, because even though he is a new character, he will be instantly recognizable to readers . . . Jon Scieszka is one of the best writers around, and I can’t wait to see what he does with these fun and exciting characters.” —Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl “Jon Scieszka’s new series has the winning ingredients that link his clever brilliance in story telling with his knowledge of real science, while at the same time the combination of fiction and nonfiction appeals to the full range of the market.” —Jack Gantos, Dead End in Norvelt
Jon Scieszka (Author), Brian Biggs, Jon Scieszka (Narrator)
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Frank Einstein and the Bio-Action Gizmo: Book Five
More clever science experiments, funny jokes, and robot hijinks await readers in book five of the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein chapter book series from the mad scientist team of Jon Scieszka and Brian Biggs. The perfect combination to engage and entertain readers, the series features real science facts with adventure and humor, making these books ideal for STEM education. This latest installment examines the science and mysteries of planet Earth! Kid-genius and inventor Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. In the series opener, an uneventful experiment involving a lightning storm and a flash of electricity brings Frank's inventions-the robots Klink and Klank-to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his inventions. In the fifth book in the series, Frank-along with his best friend, Watson, and Klink and Klank-once again finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival T. Edison and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank's newest invention: the Bio-Action Gizmo. Integrating real science facts with wacky humor, a silly cast of characters, and science fiction, this uniquely engaging series is an irresistible chemical reaction for middle-grade readers. The Frank Einstein series encourages middle-grade listeners to question the way things work and to discover how they, too, can experiment with science. In a starred review, Kirkus Reviews raves, "This buoyant, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the impulse to 'keep asking questions and finding your own answers' fires on all cylinders," while Publishers Weekly says that the series "proves that science can be as fun as it is important and useful." Listen to all the books on audio in the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein series: Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (Book 1), Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger (Book 2), Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (Book 3), Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt (Book 4), and Frank Einstein and the Bio-Action Gizmo (Book 5). Visit frankeinsteinbooks.com for more information. "I never thought science could be funny . . . until I read Frank Einstein. It will have kids laughing."?-Jeff Kinney, Diary of a Wimpy Kid "Huge laughs and great science-the kind of smart, funny stuff that makes Jon Scieszka a legend."?-Mac Barnett, author of Battle Bunnyand The Terrible Two
Jon Scieszka (Author), Brian Biggs, Jon Scieszka (Narrator)
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Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo
"Huge laughs and great science-the kind of smart, funny stuff that makes Jon Scieszka a legend." -Mac Barnett, author of Battle Bunny and The Terrible Two Frank Einstein (kid-genius scientist and inventor) and his best friend Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial intelligence entity), create the BrainTurbo to power-boost the human body and help their baseball-pitching pal Janegoodall make the team. But when Klank (a mostly self-assembled and artificial almost intelligence entity) goes missing, they must first rescue their robot pal and stop T. Edison-Frank's classmate and archrival-from stealing their latest invention and using it against them!
Jon Scieszka (Author), Brian Biggs, Jon Scieszka (Narrator)
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Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger
In this second audiobook in the series, Frank Einstein (kid-genius scientist and inventor) and his best friend, Watson, along with Klink (a self-assembled artificial-intelligence entity) and Klank (a mostly self-assembled artificial almost intelligence entity), once again find themselves in competition with T. Edison, their classmate and archrival—this time in the quest to unlock the power behind the science of energy. Frank is working on a revamped version of one of Nikola Tesla’s inventions, the “Electro-Finger,” a device that can tap into energy anywhere and allow all of Midville to live off the grid, with free wireless and solar energy. But this puts Frank in direct conflict with Edison’s quest to control all the power and light in Midville, monopolize its energy resources, and get “rich rich rich.” Time is running out, and only Frank, Watson, Klink, and Klank can stop Edison and his sentient ape, Mr. Chimp!
Jon Scieszka (Author), Brian Biggs, Jon Scieszka (Narrator)
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Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt
More clever science experiments, funny jokes, and robot hijinks await listeners in book four of the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein chapter book series from the mad scientist team of Jon Scieszka and Brian Biggs. The perfect combination to engage and entertain listeners, the series features real science facts with adventure and humor, making these books ideal for STEM education. This latest installment examines the quest to unlock the power behind the science of “All Connected Life.” Kid-genius and inventor Frank Einstein loves figuring out how the world works by creating household contraptions that are part science, part imagination, and definitely unusual. In the series opener, an uneventful experiment in his garage-lab, a lightning storm, and a flash of electricity bring Frank’s inventions—the robots Klink and Klank—to life! Not exactly the ideal lab partners, the wisecracking Klink and the overly expressive Klank nonetheless help Frank attempt to perfect his inventions. In the fourth book in the series, Frank—along with his best friend, Watson, and Klink and Klank—once again finds himself in competition with his classmate and archrival T. Edison and his sign-language-speaking sidekick, Mr. Chimp, over Frank’s newest invention: the EvoBlaster Belt, which allows the user to evolve and devolve into other forms of life, blasting from one species to another. Integrating real science facts with wacky humor, a silly cast of characters, and science fiction, this uniquely engaging series is an irresistible chemical reaction for middle-grade listeners. The Frank Einstein series encourages middle-graders to question the way things work and to discover how they, too, can experiment with science. In a starred review, Kirkus Reviews raves, “This buoyant, tongue-in-cheek celebration of the impulse to ‘keep asking questions and finding your own answers’ fires on all cylinders,” while Publishers Weekly says that the series “proves that science can be as fun as it is important and useful.” Listen to all the books in the New York Times bestselling Frank Einstein series, available on audio from Listening Library: Frank Einstein and the Antimatter Motor (Book 1), Frank Einstein and the Electro-Finger (Book 2), Frank Einstein and the BrainTurbo (Book 3), and Frank Einstein and the EvoBlaster Belt (Book 4). Visit frankeinsteinbooks.com for more information.
Jon Scieszka (Author), Brian Biggs, Jon Scieszka (Narrator)
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