Audiobooks by John G. Hartness

Hazard Pay and Other Tales: An Urban Fantasy Short Story Collection

Six short stories set in the worlds of Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter, Bubba the Monster Hunter, and The Dead Old Ladies Detective Agency from award-winning author John G. Hartness! Hammer Time - What happens when Jo Henry first takes up her legendary great-grandfather John Henry's nine-pound hammer? Guest starring Quincy Harker! Bubba Dooby Doo, Where Are You? - Bubba and Skeeter investigate a haunting at a ski resort, but there's more going on than meets the eye, and ulterior motives, too! Family Reunion - What happened the first time Dracula and Van Helsing saw each other after the legendary events in Bram Stoker's novel? Walk the Dinosaur - A brother hunter is hurt, and there's a monster in the desert, so Bubba has to head west to save the day. Or night. Or at least blow something up! Rebirth - Lila Grace learns a lesson about forgiveness when a spirit asks her to look in on a grieving widower, one of Grace's biggest tormentors through her whole childhood . . . Hazard Pay - Meet Jake and Bernie, the disaster recovery specialists who get called in for the really nasty jobs. It's Jake's first day on the job, and he's about to learn what his new gig really entails. Or entrails.

John G. Hartness (Author), James Anderson Foster, Julienne Irons (Narrator)

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Shingles Audio Collection Volume 7

The Mummy's Curse: Shania's dreams are put on hold when her teacher awakens an ancient evil. Does she have what it takes to break the Mummy's Curse? Valley of the Sex Dolls: Peggy wished her dad dated an actual human woman and not one of the creepy sex dolls that are appearing all over town. But Peggy's domestic problems might be the least of her worries as the patented Real Companions begin to get a little too real. The Wing: One fateful day, a bag of chicken wings is thrust upon Emma Peckerman. A stripper's ghost has placed a curse on these wings, and whoever eats them soon meets an untimely and violent demise! Deader than Hell: Dorothea 'Dookie' Brickhouse has to solve a murder, exonerate her brother, and decide whether or not she's going to bang this cute vampire, all while just living the normal life of a psychic waitress. Whiz Kid: This totally original story follows the exploits of recently orphaned Henry Potty as he enrolls in a school for wizards! Pearls Before Swine: Judy longs to follow in her father's footsteps as a scientist, but she learns a hard lesson when she accidentally releases a horde of demon pigs upon the town. Contains mature themes.

Authors And Dragons, John G. Hartness, Robert Bevan, Steve Wetherell (Author), Cal Wembly, Cassandra Myles (Narrator)

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Have Spacecat, Will Travel: and Other Tails

Science fiction, literary fiction, horror, urban fantasy, poetry, comedy-this collection of short stories and poetry from the award-winning creator of Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter has a little bit of everything. Have Spacecat, Will Travel spans a decade of novelist John G. Hartness's career, with short stories featuring Bubba the Monster Hunter, The Dead Old Ladies Detective Agency, and a few new characters you may not have met before. Also included are some of the author's favorite examples of his narrative-style poetry that he describes as 'redneck failed songwriter poetry.' Inspired by David Childers, John Hiatt, John Prine, and Jason Isbell, the stories created in these poems will stay with you long after you close the book.

John G. Hartness (Author), James Anderson Foster (Narrator)

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Histories: A Quincy Harker, Demon Hunter Short Story Collection

An attack in the dark. The loss of a love. Waking up hung over in a ditch. These are the things that make a hero, especially if that hero is Quincy Harker, immortal wizard, snarky bastard, and general badass. Histories collects two short stories and one short novella giving a peek behind the curtain at the man, the myth, the legend that is Quincy Harker, as well as the origin story of one of his most popular cohorts, Jo Henry. Hammer Time - Jo Henry takes up her father's mantle reluctantly, but in a moment of most dire necessity. A moment of necessity and claws. LOTS of claws. Jazz City Blues - Harker wakes up like so many of us have-facedown in a New Orleans gutter with a hangover the size of Lake Ponchartrain. Then zombies happen. Anna's Song - The story of Harker's first love, and the tragedy that took him from her. Anna's Song is a love story, a cautionary tale, and a story about killing lots of Nazis.

John G. Hartness (Author), James Anderson Foster (Narrator)

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Comes A Reckoning

The conclusion of the Quincy Harker/Bubba the Monster Hunter Crossover is here! It's been a long trip, and the body count has been devastating. But despite all their losses, Quincy Harker and his team must soldier on and finish the job. And this job is hunting the SOB that's been making their lives a living hell for the last two years. Who is behind the corruption at DEMON? Who is this mysterious Chancellor? Why are there Nazis in Virginia? What the hell is up with that burrito truck?!? There will be explosions, bloodshed, battle, and revelations galore as Harker, Bubba, and both their teams band together in a fight that has been brewing far longer than Harker has any idea. Old grudges will be brought to light, world-wide conspiracies will be uncovered, and deep dark secrets will come back out of the past to haunt Harker and his whole crew as he answers for mistakes of his past in Comes A Reckoning.

John G. Hartness (Author), James Anderson Foster (Narrator)

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Lady in Black

Vigilante . . . check. Killer vamp . . . check. Undead serial murderer . . . check. Enough alcohol to get Jimmy through this sh*tstorm? Doubtful. Fists, fangs, and fury. It's all a matter of balance when Jimmy Black, Charlotte's Vampire Master of the City, is tasked with discovering why a mostly bloodless, decapitated body shows up in a dumpster. After a little sniffing around, Jimmy uncovers problems he didn't even know he had. Like a murderous vampire running loose in the city. To keep the whole supernatural world a secret, Jimmy has to find the vigilante and stop them before the mundane world figures out that the monsters-under-the-bed are really living right next door. But the people the vigilante is killing are people who probably deserve it. So now Jimmy has to balance the safety of the city against the secrecy of the supernatural world. To maintain his leadership of that supernatural world, Jimmy is going to have to step up his game before it's 'game over.'

John G. Hartness (Author), Joe Hempel (Narrator)

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Houses of the Holy

The long-anticipated Bubba/Quincy Harker crossover starts here! Bubba is hired by the Department of Homeland Security to guard some relics in Charlotte, but there's more going on than there seems. Doesn't DHS have Quincy Harker, a mostly capable wizard type, right there in Charlotte? And Isn't Bubba blacklisted from working for the government after DEMON decided they wanted to kill him? And didn't he smear vampire guts all over College Street that last time he was in Charlotte? Find out all this, and learn more about the nefarious Director Shaw's plans for DEMON and world domination as Bubba the Monster Hunter meets up with members of Quincy Harker's crew to stop the ultimate evil from going down in the Queen City! Events in Houses of the Holy take place simultaneously with the Quincy Harker novel Conspiracy Theory.

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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Blood, Sweat, & Tears: Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 5

Bubba’s back from Fairyland, and sometimes it feels like they shoulda just stayed there! Man, coming back to the real world sucks. Bubba and his whole team have been fired on account of going MIA for a year and a half (yeah, time moves differently in Faerie. Yay.), and now they’ve got to…get jobs? Oh, this is going to go well. Blood, Sweat, & Tears tracks Bubba, Skeeter, Uncle Father Joe, and Amy as they re-enter society, get new jobs, almost burn down down the bar stupid enough to hire Bubba, end up owning a shifter crossfit gym, travel to Florida to learn way more about Uncle Father Joe’s new girlfriend than they ever thought they wanted to know, and then end up dealing with Quincy F’n Harker?!? Yeah, that’s right. The Quincy Harker/Bubba crossover that you’ve all been waiting for happens right here, and the results are explosive, to say the least. No really, I’m not exaggerating. A lot of shit blows up. Because, well, Bubba. Blood, Sweat, & Tears contains the following novellas - Born To Be Wild Swamp Music Houses of the Holy Blaze of Glory

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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Blaze of Glory

The stunning conclusion to Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 5 is here! Bubba and the team have been called to Charlotte to help the Department of Homeland Security on a job. Since being in North Carolina, Bubba has been tased, kidnapped, beaten silly, and met DEMON agents, actual demons, and an angel. Now he's been hired to hunt down the literal most famous monster in history - Count Dracula. Only problem is, Dracula's nephew, the wizard Quincy Harker, doesn't like the idea of Bubba hunting his family in his city. Will Bubba and Harker finally throw down? Will Bubba get kidnapped and beaten up again? Will the be explosions? That last one was a trick question. Of course there will be explosions! Get your hands on the thrilling conclusion to Bubba the Monster Hunter Season 5, because this one changes things forever!

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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Swamp Music: A Bubba the Monster Hunter Novella

Bubba's facing off against the most fearsome creature in history - Florida Man! Well, not really. But kinda. Bubba's hitting the road to to help a friend when Uncle Father Joe calls for aid. Bubba rolls into Orlando to help out the defrocked priest and his scientist/were-gator girlfriend, and ends up stumbling into something much bigger than even that giant lizard's cloaca! Somebody's hunting cryptids, and it ain't him, so he needs to find out what's going on back in them swamps, and why suddenly everybody is named Director Shaw?!? Bubba will battle foes both human and cryptid, and some a little of both in this hilarious horror comedy novella. Season Five of Bubba the Monster Hunter continues with Swamp Music!

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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Shinepunk: A Beauregard the Monster Hunter Collection

He’s the O.B. – Original Bubba, and he’s here to bust your gut laughing. This collection of steampunk short stories is sure to leave you rolling in the aisles. Beauregard Ulysses Brabham is the moonshine-drinking, butt-kicking Great-Grandfather to today’s favorite redneck half-baked almost government agent Bubba the Monster Hunter. These stories explain how the Brabham family got mixed up in monster hunting, where his magical sword came from, and how Bubba got his inhuman tolerance for moonshine. (Hint: genetics) ShinePunk is a collection of four short stories guaranteed to make you want to twist the top off a Mason jar and down yourself a slash of that good old Mountain Dew. And we ain’t talking about anything you can buy in a convenience store. Includes – Fire on the Mountain White Lightnin’ A Haint in the Holler County Fairy Tale

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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Born to Be Wild

He lost his job because he's not exactly human. His girlfriend got fired just for dating him. His best friend...well, Skeeter's okay, actually. It ain't like this is a country song or anything. Bubba the Monster Hunter is back from Fairyland and trying to figure out how he fits into the normal(ish) world again. He's got a job as a bouncer at the Don't Drop Inn, but that all goes up in smoke (way too literally) when his newest case comes waltzing in the front door with a mini zombie apocalypse in tow! Bubba has to save a vampire from zombies and figure out who wants to make Caufield Evers Oglethorpe IV dead. Again. That investigation will involve magic, werewolves, rogue government agents, subcutaneous tracking devices, and crossfit. Just another day in the life of Bubba the unemployed Monster Hunter!

John G. Hartness (Author), John Solo (Narrator)

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