Audiobooks by Francesca Scottoline Serritella

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I've Got Sand In All the Wrong Places

Lisa and Francesca are back with another collection of warm and witty stories that will strike a chord with every woman. This six book series is among the best reviewed humor books published today and has been compared to the late greats, Erma Bombeck and Nora Ephron. Delia Ephron said of the fifth book in the series, Have a Nice Guilt Trip, "Lisa and Francesca, mother and daughter, bring you the laughter of their lives once again and better than ever. You will identify with these tales of guilt and fall in love with them and fierce (grand) Mother Mary." This seventh volume will not disappoint as it hits the humorous and poignant note that fans have come to expect from the beloved mother-daughter duo.

Francesca Scottoline Serritella, Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Author), Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Narrator)

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Best Friends, Occasional Enemies: The Lighter Side of Life as a Mother and Daughter

From the New York Times bestselling writing team comes a hilarious new collection of essays that observe life from a mother/daughter perspective New York Times bestselling author Lisa Scottoline and her daughter Francesca Serritella are the best of friends99.9% of the time. They're number one on each other's speed dial and they tell each other everything well, almost everything. They share shoes and clothes except one very special green jacket, which almost caused a catfight. In other words, they're just like every mother and daughter in the world. Best friends, and occasional enemies. Now they're dishing about it all their lives, their relationship, and their carb count. Inspired by their weekly column, 'Chick Wit' for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this book is one you'll have to put down just to stop laughing. Lisa on Being a Mom - Motherhood has no expiration date. Francesca lives in the city, and I worry about her all the time. My daughter moved out, so why am I still lactating? Francesca on Being a Daughter - My mother is always right. Just ask her. Lisa on Things Every Daughter Should Know - Your mother is always thinking about you, but that's not creepy. Your mother will never forget who did you dirty in the sixth grade, for which you can thank her. And your mother will never stop asking you if you need to go to the bathroom, before you leave the house. Well, do you? Francesca on Closet Wars - My mom is a great dresser. Mostly because she's wearing my clothes. Lisa on Aging Gracefully - My sex drive is in reverse, I have more whiskers than my cat, and my estrogen replacement is tequila. Francesca on Apartment Living - When I saw a mouse, the first person I called was Mom. She told me to call my super, but I felt bad bothering him. I hate to bother people. But I love to bother my mother.

Francesca Scottoline Serritella, Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Author), Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Narrator)

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My Nest Isn't Empty, It Just Has More Closet Space: The Amazing Adventures of an Ordinary Woman

Critics and readers loved Lisa Scottoline's first collection of true-life stories, which only encouraged hernow she's back with these all-new, exciting adventures. She's farther down the road now, and the scenery has changedex-husbands Thing One and Thing Two are in her rear-view mirror, daughter Francesca has moved into an apartment, and Lisa's finding the silver lining in her empty nest, which has lots more room for her shoes. And some things have stayed the sameMother Mary is still the feistiest octogenarian on the planet, who won't part with her recipe for tomato sauce or her thirty-year old bra. In this book Lisa and Francesca spill all their family secretswhich sound a lot like yours, if you understand that three generations of women is the formula for spontaneous combustion. Inspired by her weekly column entitled, 'Chick Wit' for The Philadelphia Inquirer, this is a book you'll have to put downjust to stop laughing.

Francesca Scottoline Serritella, Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Author), Francesca Scottoline Serritella, Francesca Serritella, Lisa Scottoline (Narrator)

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