Audiobooks by Drew Hayes

Villains' Vignettes Volume I: Tales From the Villain's Code

A town of magic and danger, where what one dons becomes who they are. A desperate priestess in another world calling for a champion, only to receive an unstoppable monster. A night of joy and giving, of grudges and combat, all as the winter snow falls. Between grand adventures, what mishaps may occur in the world of the Villains' Code? These are the smaller selections, short sagas within the greater story. These are the Villains' Vignettes.

Drew Hayes (Author), Amy Landon (Narrator)

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Underqualified Advice: (and Other Amusing Diversions)

My name is Drew Hayes, and for the past six years I've made my living as a writer. In that time, I've published twenty books, written hundreds of thousands of words, and made countless mistakes-most of which I like to think I've learned from. Underqualified Advice (and Other Amusing Diversions) is my attempt to compile those lessons and share them with others, as well as have some fun along the way. Half of the book is dedicated to detailing specifics about writing, maneuvering the industry, and keeping fiscally afloat in largely unstable waters. The other half, however, is dedicated to pure fun: essays on extremely specific topics, flash fiction, and some bits that not even I know how to classify. Even if you don't particularly need the advice, we could all use an amusing diversion from time to time.

Drew Hayes (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Undeath and Taxes [Dramatized Adaptation]: Fred, the Vampire Accountant 2

'After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected--he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting. Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Scott McCormick, Marni Penning, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Shanta Parasuraman, Elizabeth Jernigan, Terence Aselford, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Matthew Schleigh, Michael John Casey, Ken Jackson, Matthew Bassett, Colleen Delany and Chris Stinson.'

Drew Hayes (Author), Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan, Elizabeth Jernigan, Marni Penning, Nora Achrati, Scott Mccormick, Shanta Parasuraman, Terence Aselford (Narrator)

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Undeath and Taxes

After discovering just how filled with magic, intrigue, and adventure the parahuman world of being an Undead American can be, Fredrick Frankford Fletcher did exactly what was expected-he became a certified parahuman accountant. Myths and legends, as it turns out, are not so great at taking appropriate deductions and keeping their receipts, and Fred is more than happy to return to a life others view as woefully dull, expanding his accounting business to cater to various monsters and their respective financial needs. Said monsters are, unfortunately, still spectacular at pulling Fred into trouble, though. And despite merely wanting to stick with simple paperwork, Fred once again finds that he is going to have to deal with enchanted weaponry, government agents, possessed houses, and one enigmatic dragon's interest. In the parahuman world, any business can turn deadly, even one as mundane as accounting.

Drew Hayes (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Undeading Bells [Dramatized Adaptation]: Fred, the Vampire Accountant 6

Drew Hayes (Author), Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Graybill, Christopher Walker, Eva Wilhelm, Jessica Lauren Ball, Karen Novack, Nanette Savard, Nora Achrati, Shanta Parasuraman, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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Undeading Bells

After surviving countless perils and dangers, including an examination by the Blood Council, Fred is preparing to take on his most important adventure to date: marrying Krystal. That is, if he can get everything handled in time. Visiting Boarback, hiring new staff, clearing out his schedule for a honeymoon; there's no shortage of tasks to check off before the big day arrives. But not everyone views the occasion in such a happy light. With new dangers looming, old debts raised, and grudges rekindled, it'll take everything Fred has to finally make it down the aisle.

Drew Hayes (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant [Dramatized Adapta

'Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos that is the parahuman world, a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess! Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Scott McCormick, Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Ken Jackson, Terence Aselford, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Mort Shelby, Colleen Delany, Zeke Alton, Henry Kramer, Nanette Savard, and David Zitney.'

Drew Hayes (Author), Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Ken Jackson, Mort Shelby, Nora Achrati, Richard Rohan, Rose Elizabeth Supan, Scott Mccormick, Terence Aselford (Narrator)

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The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant

Some people are born boring. Some live boring. Some even die boring. Fred managed to do all three, and when he woke up as a vampire, he did so as a boring one. Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night—different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful—Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world: a world with chipper zombies, truck driver wereponies, maniacal necromancers, ancient dragons, and now one undead accountant trying his best to "survive." Because even after it's over, life can still be a downright bloody mess.

Drew Hayes (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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The Fangs of Freelance [Dramatized Adaptation]

When Fred formed his own parahuman clan out of necessity, he understood that it was going to come with new responsibilities. Much as he hoped those tasks would center around extra paperwork and perhaps the occasional mandatory class, enough time around the supernatural has taught him to be ready for anything. Or so he thought. As a freelance accountant for the Agency, Fred soon finds himself being tossed into new, unexpected, and perilous situations. From inventorying ghostly castles, to exploring unsettling amusement parks, to negotiating with dangerous mages, it seems there is no end to the uses for an accountant of Fred's specialty. But dangerous as the new jobs are, the greatest threat may come from the past. An old enemy is making waves once more, an enemy who would go to great lengths to destroy Fred and everyone he loves. And this time, they've brought backup. Performed by Christopher Walker, Nora Achrati, Danny Gavigan, Nanette Savard, Bradley Smith, Alejandro Ruiz, Terence Aselford, Steve Wannall, Carolyn Kashner, Scott McCormick, Yasmin Tuazon, Elizabeth Jernigan, Richard Rohan, Zeke Alton, Lydia Kraniotis, Eric Messner, Ken Jackson, Colleen Delany, Marni Penning, Chris Davenport, Michael John Casey, Chris Stinson and David Zitney.

Drew Hayes (Author), Alejandro Ruiz, Bradley Smith, Carolyn Kashner, Christopher Walker, Danny Gavigan, Nanette Savard, Nora Achrati, Scott Mccormick, Steve Wannall, Terence Aselford, Yasmin Tuazon (Narrator)

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The Fangs of Freelance

Drew Hayes (Author), Kirby Heyborne (Narrator)

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Super Powereds: Year Two [Dramatized Adaptation]: Super Powereds 2

'Despite having their secret revealed, the residents of Melbrook Hall return to Lander University for another year in the Hero Certification Program. Good thing the focus of this year is teamwork, because with their origins known they’ll have to lean on each other more than ever. Now finally sophomores, their curriculum expands, allowing them to train in the majors that Heroes specialize in. The new classes will test their minds, bodies, and determination in ways never anticipated. In a year filled with the unveiling of secrets, unexpected entanglements, and, of course, super-powered battles, who will be left standing is anyone’s guess. Because if all that weren’t enough, more light is being shed on last year’s kidnapping attempt, and the results point at something far bigger than mere rogue educators. Something that isn’t even close to being over with. Performed by Jonathan Lee Taylor, Alejandro Ruiz, Darius Johnson, Rana Kay, Megan Poppy, John Kielty, Zeke Alton, Yasmin Tuazon, James J. Johnson, James Konicek, Kay Eluvian, Tanja Milojevic, Chris Stinson, Holly Adams, Robb Moreira, Shanta Parasuraman, Rayner Gabriel, Jacob Yeh, Michael John Casey, Matthew Schleigh, Matthew Bassett, Emlyn McFarland, Jessica Lauren Ball, Steven Carpenter, Carolyn Kashner, Richard Rohan, Scott McCormick, Joel David Santner, Nora Achrati, Wyn Delano, Terence Aselford, Daniel Llaca, Patrick Bussink, David Zitney, Tyler Hyrchuk, Sara Matsui-Colby, Niusha Nawab, Eric Messner, Stephon Walker, Triya Leong, Rob McFadyen, Lolita Horne, and Ken Jackson.'

Drew Hayes (Author), Alejandro Ruiz, Darius Johnson, James J. Johnson, James Konicek, John Kielty, Jonathan Lee Taylor, Kay Eluvian, Megan Poppy, Rana Kay, Yasmin Tuazon, Zeke Alton (Narrator)

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Super Powereds: Year Two (3 of 3) [Dramatized Adaptation]: Super Powereds 2

'Despite having their secret revealed, the residents of Melbrook Hall return to Lander University for another year in the Hero Certification Program. Good thing the focus of this year is teamwork, because with their origins known they’ll have to lean on each other more than ever. Now finally sophomores, their curriculum expands, allowing them to train in the majors that Heroes specialize in. The new classes will test their minds, bodies, and determination in ways never anticipated. In a year filled with the unveiling of secrets, unexpected entanglements, and, of course, super-powered battles, who will be left standing is anyone’s guess. Because if all that weren’t enough, more light is being shed on last year’s kidnapping attempt, and the results point at something far bigger than mere rogue educators. Something that isn’t even close to being over with. Performed by Jonathan Lee Taylor, Robb Moreira, Darius Johnson, Megan Poppy, James Konicek, Rana Kay, Zeke Alton, Tanja Milojevic, Jefferson Russell, Wyn Delano, James Lewis, James J. Johnson, Holly Adams, Matthew Bassett, Joel David Santner, David Zitney, Matthew Schleigh, Nora Achrati, Yasmin Tuazon, Chris Stinson, John Kielty, Kay Eluvian, Rayner Gabriel, Lolita Horne, Lydia Kraniotis, Bradley Foster Smith, Shanta Parasuraman, Terence Aselford, Carolyn Kashner, Laura C. Harris, Steve Wannall, Jessica Lauren Ball, MJ Casey, Colleen Delany, Emlyn McFarland, Julienne Irons, Scott McCormick, and Richard Rohan.'

Drew Hayes (Author), Darius Johnson, James Konicek, James Lewis, Jefferson Russell, Jonathan Lee Taylor, Megan Poppy, Rana Kay, Robb Moreira, Tanja Milojevic, Wyn Delano, Zeke Alton (Narrator)

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