Prolific journalist and author Danny King pens blistering comedic masterpieces. Here, teenage scam artist Wayne Banstead is thrown out of private school and sent to reform school. There he discovers the teachers are less interested in reforming students than they are in teaching them better ways to be criminals. "King's writing is sharp ... and he has a real penchant for dialogue as spoken by criminals."-Maxim Magazine
Bex and Ollie are a couple of small-time and small-town domestic burglars. They do enough to keep themselves in beer and out of work and have no ambition beyond stealing. Narrator Bex talks and walks us through a dozen note-worthy jobs and gives us his thoughts on life, love - and nicking things...
Ian Bridges works as a hitman and is on permanent stand-by for West End gangster John Broad. He does maybe three or four jobs a year and spends the rest of his lite desperately trying to find Mrs Right so he can settle down, but can't and it feels like the world is conspiring against him. He's about to find out he's right. But he can't...
